Mascha -- and everyone in Germany -- says "hallo" when she answers the phone.
And as for Officer Hanaa...I mean, seriously, hottest cop of all time?

Johannes used to have a pet named Max Peter. It was named after his uncle. The pet was a retarded chicken. Johannes is a country boy -- a hunter and fisherman, which is pretty rare in Germany because it costs like two BMWs to get a license. So he has some chickens, and some sort of heating machine that takes care of the hens' maternal responsibilities by warming all the eggs. Well...one time, Johannes messed up and cracked one of the eggs towards the time they were going to hatch. Clearly, scotch tape is the solution, right? That's what this kid thought. Somehow, the thing survived, despite having a litany of birth defects that included it being a freak in all aspects. And Hans Peter became a pet..until it died a few months later.

Isi is down with peanut butter after living in the U.S. for a year, so I'm down with her.

And poor Mascha, who left the night before the final day -- her three favorite bands that she missed, Joy Denalane, Patrice and Saian Supa Crew, ended up being my favorite three shows.
This is what you do whenever Rene says, "Let's have a chill out, mon" in the deepest German accent I've ever heard.

Okay, anyone who went to Strake with me, Laeo is Jeremy Yeglin. Same body structure, same facial expressions, it is unbelievable. Just not as hyper.

And Max is like the opposite of TK -- tall, but not like TK.