Everywhere I go in Europe, people are constantly asking me where my roots lay. What country are my ancestors from? I always answer that I'm a European mutt, that I have no idea, like most Americans.


But isn't it clear? This saint is ME. Look at his face.

"'Bayless'? That's an interesting name. Where does it come from?"

"I don't know, but there was this saint guy in a church in Dubrovnik who pretty much looked more like me than Ross from 'Friends' does. So I must be Croatian."