This is from the archives, but it is classic. Almost as good as the picture I used to have on my cell phone of a Buddhist monk chatting it up on his cell phone.


After a long and arduous hajj to Mecca, what better way to replenish the umma than a Whopper with cheese in the Istanbul airport?



"Yo, Hasan. Check out that freak not dressed in white."



"I don't know about you, but I think these prayer rugs are way more comfortable than padded seats."



"Personally, I think Bush is just an a-hole."

"I feel you, man. Totally."