Singapore.

Strange place, for sure.

It's like an Asian, Wall Street-centered Six Flags theme park.

I'm staying at Club Berggren, where a pair of 7-year-old twins keep things lively. The American School in Singapore gets very high marks from me, after what I heard Nils and Claire discussing in the car.

I swear to God I caught a "biodiversity" in there. And the concept of "other cultures" believing in "the idea that you come back to life as another creature when you die." Uhhhh, reincarnation? You're talking about reincarnation and respecting the relative truth of religion when all you want for Christmas are your two front teeth??? When my little sister Garland was 10, she thought we fought MEXICO in the Revolutionary War!! These kids are 7!

Just guess what animal this was.