THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.

That's why Whataburger uses its own ketchup, instead of that liberal, surrender monkey ketchup known as "Heinz."

Does anyone else find it just a little bit weird that Whataburger posts "One nation UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE" stickers on all its windows?





With an American flag flowing in the wind?

I mean, I get the "Support our troops" style patriotism at a Corpus-based restaurant, but the "Under God" insertion? What is this, Chick-Fil-A? "Oh, we don't even OPEN on Sundays, we are sooooooooo holy."

Which brings up another question I've been wondering about for years:



Can a Jew or a Muslim obtain franchise rights to a Chick-Fil-A?



It'd be like a dude working at Hooters.