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You might see me in the background of President Bush's interview that he's giving at the Emusoi Center for Maasai girls; Hunter and I scored invites to his appearance there.

Hunter said I had to shave. That's fine, but I'm not cutting my hair: I've already told someone that I refuse to let George Walker Bush play the Delilah to my Samson.

If I do get to meet W, though, I only want the answer to one question:

"Are you really planning to give Roger Clemens a pardon?"