I really think the only reason George Bush ran for president was for the official White House visits for the champions of the major NCAA and professional sports leagues.


I mean, you know he just circles those days on his calendar. "What's that, Josh? I gotta what today? Oh, that's right, the State of the Youuu.... S., Address, right. Well when are those LSU Tigers comin'?"

George was definitely stoked on the responsibilities of the job as Commander in Chief today, when the Kansas Jayhawks paid their visit to the Oval Office, a treat for which everyone from the state of Kansas should be thanking Mario Chalmers and the Memphis free throw shooters. Inflation, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, steroids in baseball -- all of these things, normally of paramount importance in the Bush White House, were put on the back burner for a few hours, giving the president a much needed break from the rigors of a 9 to 5 job.

George likes when he gets to have recess during work.

You want a guaranteed laugh? Try to mentally envisage the scene from last year's visit from the NCAA basketball champion Florida.

"The president accepted a cap, jersey and basketball from the players and coaches. He gave the ball a firm bounce and it bounded all the way up to his head -- a nice personal rebound from the time last year when he tried the same thing and the ball landed with a thud." - Associated Press, 6/3/08