Update on my problems with being like Borat's brother Bilo and making coffee in the morning.

1) Last night, two days after I guaranteed I would forget to put the pot on again within a month, I forgot to put the pot on. Luckily, though, I remembered within five seconds.

2) This morning, I remembered to put the pot on, pressed the start button and went to get dressed. Then I turned on my computer, poured a bowl of cereal, gallivanted around my living room in the sleep-in-your-eyes daze, and went back to the coffee maker. No coffee in the pot. Wtf. Oh, wait, that's right.

I didn't fill it up with water.

It's either flooding or it's a drought over at Chez Bilo. But I have a very funny reeeeeeetardation!