Beograd nights.



TK, move over as tallest friend I've ever had. Joe, the Kiwi who could have been in the NBA had he applied himself, is a true blue seven-footer.


Here's a tip for any aspiring sketch artists trying to hawk their drawings at Belgrade clubs: When I tell you I don't want the piece of crap you've just drawn voluntarily, and you reply by asking me where I'm from, don't proceed to yell, "F*** THE USA! AMERICA EXPLOITS THE WORLD!" and then say, "So how much do you want to give me for it?"


It's not going to work.