"All right then, bend over."

I obeyed. Awkward.

"Really bend over, farther."

Again, I obeyed, scooching down a bit. Awkwaaaaaard.

And then the doctor really took it to the next level, when he started to push all around my scoofy with a rubber gloved finger.

For any med students out there, a scoofy is the Strake Jesuit term for the "perineum." For any non-med students out there, just Google "perineum."

(Or see synonyms, "grundle," "taint" or "nacho.")

It was the first time any human being other than myself has touched my scoofy. And ya know what?

It kinda tickles!