Why my buddy is the first dude ever to be stoked on a girl not being able to drink on a first date.

"She's very witty, fun, and hates PDA, just like me."

Great description from my buddy of a first date he just had.

"But she couldn't drink tonight," he said.

"Really? How come?"

(I'm thinking anything from training for a marathon, to getting up early, to on antibiotics.)

"She's donating eggs tomorrow."

"Well," I said, not really knowing how to respond to that (how do you even do that?), "the good thing about that is that you know she won't have any eggs that you can impregnate."

"Yeah, good thing about that is it means I know she'd probably be cool with getting an abortion."

These are my friends. Terrible people.