Look at this little guy! He has two completely different faces depending on which way you're looking at him.

Standing straight up in the kitchen, you see
a five-year-old little boy who is obsessed with the movie Top Gun. He watches it at least five times a week on Beta tapes. And ALL the kid wants is a Maverick bomber jacket, but like the race car bed and any video game system ever created, his mean parents never got it for him.

Wait a minute, that describes me.

So naturally, if you dip your head 45 degrees to the left, you see

the look of shock on grown up Bayless' face that the Loser Protestant (the family pariah Louise Parley's initials) would be so cruel to such a cute little Catholic boy.