TIRANA.
This was when we needed Gricko, the Japanese human pet who was even better than Tricky at attracting girls in public places. I tried his patented move: The goofy smile/excited wave combination, but it just doesn't work if you're white in a land full of white people. You look more like Borat's retard brother Bilo than a funny little Japanese man who means no harm. Instead of laughing and waving back -- as every single Serbian and Turkish girl did when I saw Gricko pull the Gricko move -- these two Albanian chicks said something not very nice and instructed me with their hands that whatever it was that I was aiming for was not in the cards.
This was when we needed Gricko, the Japanese human pet who was even better than Tricky at attracting girls in public places. I tried his patented move: The goofy smile/excited wave combination, but it just doesn't work if you're white in a land full of white people. You look more like Borat's retard brother Bilo than a funny little Japanese man who means no harm. Instead of laughing and waving back -- as every single Serbian and Turkish girl did when I saw Gricko pull the Gricko move -- these two Albanian chicks said something not very nice and instructed me with their hands that whatever it was that I was aiming for was not in the cards.
The Albanian version of taking Fido for a walk through the park in Tirana.
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